Flyers
The Ghost of Pelle
We don’t often delve into the world of seriousness here on CoP, but when you talk about dead athletes who cares? Many people under the age of 30 who have lived in Philadelphia and followed the Flyers may have heard of Pelle Lindbergh every so often. Many people probably know that he died. City of Pain wants everyone to take a walk down memory lane and show who this mystical, and often forgotten, Philadelphia sports legend was.
From www.theloveofsports.com writer C.G. Morelli:
“He was the last piece of the puzzle for a team, and a city, that had their hearts set on hoisting another Stanley Cup. He was a savage acrobat, a new-age Bernie Parent and, with his signature full-face hockey mask, he was a possible stunt double for Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th. Tragically, it was on a drive home from the Flyers’ practice facility in Voorhees, N.J. that ended it all for the great Pelle Lindbergh.
Pelle was only five years old when he learned how to skate on an iced-over soccer field just south of Stockholm, Sweden. By the time he was seven, his agility had already been recognized by Swedish national coach Curre Lindstrom, who urged Lindbergh to begin playing organized hockey in the Hammarby Youth League. It was at this early stage that young Pelle began formulating a plan for himself, and he wasn’t shy about it. As a 10-year-old boy, he had already discovered his talent as a net-minder and vowed to his friends that someday he’d become the greatest goalie in the world. By the time Pelle was 12, he was playing for Hammarby’s traveling pee wee team, which routinely made trips to Leningrad and Moscow, and even Canada. It was on a trip to Toronto where he further solidified his living blueprint.
While all his teammates were soaking in the classic confines of Maple Leaf Garden, wearing newly-purchased items all embroidered with the hallowed blue leaf, Pelle took the road less traveled. He, instead, went to the souvenir shop and purchased a black and orange jersey with a curious insignia sewn to the front. It was the first time he’d ever wear a Philadelphia Flyers jersey, but certainly not the last. Pelle never played a game thereafter without the Flyers’ logo stamped somewhere on his helmet. He wore it throughout the ‘70s as he minded net for the Swedish Junior Nationals, where he played alongside future NHLers Thomas Eriksson, Hakan Sodergren and Mats Naslund.
In 1975, Pelle was named the best junior goalie in Sweden, and in 1978 led his team, Smakrongorna, to the Junior League championship. After the tournament, when asked why he wore a curious black and orange logo on his helmet, he told spectators simply, “I’m going to play for the Philadelphia Flyers.” Of course, most people scoffed at Pelle’s early prediction. It would be hard enough just to make it to the NHL, but it would take all kinds of luck to land on one of the league’s elite teams.
But that luck would come.
In the 1979 draft, the Flyers selected Lindbergh, to the surprise of many. Before reporting to the Flyers, Pelle was selected to compete for Sweden at the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, where he managed to bring home a bronze medal. The Swedes were the only squad who didn’t lose to the Miracle on Ice team.
That summer, Lindbergh reported to Flyers training camp to begin learning the North American style of goaltending from long-time idol Bernie Parent. With Parent’s tutelage, Pelle developed amazing quickness and led Philadelphia’s AHL affiliate in Portland to the Calder Cup. The team didn’t bring home the championship, but Lindbergh made a name for himself in a big way by bringing home an armful of hardware. He had won the Red Garrett Award as Rookie of the Year, the Hap Holmes Award for the best goaltender and the Les Cunningham award as the AHL’s MVP.
But for the next few years, Pelle was up and down between the big club and the AHL. He was inconsistent and, at one point, even asked to be traded from the team he once dreamed of playing for. In 1985, however, his dream finally took shape. The Flyers traded goalie Pete Peeters for defenseman Brad McCrimmon, officially paving the way for Lindbergh. This time he made the most of his opportunity, leading the Flyers to the Stanley Cup Finals against Edmonton with a sparkling GAA of 3.02 and a record of 40-17-7.
The Flyers weren’t able to overcome the play of Wayne Gretzky, but the fans of Philadelphia were uplifted by the future promise of their team with Lindbergh at the helm. At season’s end, he was awarded the prestigious Vezina Trophy to go along with his first-team All-NHL designation. He had become one of the NHL’s biggest stars almost overnight. In ‘85-’86, the Flyers picked up right where they left off. They shot out to a 6-2 start. Lindbergh was doing his best impression of Bernie Parent in goal, and the outlook was good for a team that was generally regarded as one of the tops in the NHL. The quick start was reason enough for coach Mike Keenan to reward his players with a rare, early-season night off.
Pelle and a few others went out for the evening, eventually finishing off the night with a few drinks at a lounge inside the Coliseum, which is the Flyers’ practice facility in New Jersey. In the early hours of the morning, he and two passengers set off in his new Porsche. He never noticed the sharp, winding curve in the road which culminated in a set of concrete school house steps, until it was too late. The two passengers survived the crash with minor injuries, but Pelle was not so lucky. He was declared brain dead a few hours later at John F. Kennedy Hospital. Two days later, after seeing no change in their son’s condition, his parents were faced with the ultimate decision. They elected to stop the respirator and spare Pelle any further suffering.
And with that, the fortunes of a future NHL legend were erased … but not from the minds of his teammates, his favorite hockey club, or the millions of fans from the Philadelphia area who had quickly grown to love their adopted Swedish son.
To them, somewhere in the backs of their minds, there will always be a lightning fast goaltender in a Friday the 13th mask making heart-stopping glove saves. To them, the memories of Pelle’s one shining season will never be lost.”
If you get a chance, go to the official site of Pelle and read about him.
The thing that really grabs me the most after reading all of this, is that you really get the sense that he would have been an absolutely amazing goaltender for many years. He had it. He was an All-Star and a Vezina Trophy winner. He was already one of the best in the league when he died, and who knows how much better he would have gotten. He was a flashy goalie with a lifestyle that included a Mercedes and a customized Porsche. He won the hearts of Philadelphia fans, whose cheers of “Pel-le, Pel-le, Pel-le”, regularly filled the Spectrum. Due to Pelle’s death, the Flyers moved on to a guy named Ron Hextall eventually. Crazy shit.
Although the Flyers never officially retired Pelle’s jersey (#31), no Flyer has ever worn that number to this day. The picture below shows all you need to know about Pelle. His teammates loved him. My guess is there isn’t a day that goes by where they don’t think about him.
The Emerging Star
One year ago, Jeff Carter was a good, but not great, player for the Philadelphia Flyers. He was sort of bunched in with Mike Richards and other former Philadelphia Phantoms who were supposed to be the youth movement for our young team. He’s been living in the shadows of Mike Richards and Simon Gagne even though Carter was the Flyers first round draft pick in 2003, being selected 11th overall. He showed glimpses of potential, but nothing more. Shit, at the beginning of last year people were creaming their jockeys talking about the potential of players like Joffrey Lupul, Scottie Upshall, and newcomer Danny Briere. Jeff Carter was on the outside looking in, with nowhere to really go. Does anyone remember the name of the player, right before last year’s trade deadline, that was being thrown around in every possible trade scenario involving the team? Yep, Jeff Carter. Let’s not overreact here though…. The guy was only 23 and still a few years away from starting the potential prime of his career, but he wasn’t producing. We didn’t need a Jeff Carter anymore because we already had five of the same player.
Then, sometime during the month of May last season, Jeff Carter transformed. He became a fucking rapist monster in the playoffs, finishing with six goals and five assists in 17 games. Not bad for a team who spreads the wealth around and produced zero offense during the Eastern Conference Finals against the Penguins. Something tells me that if Sidney Crosby wasn’t having his period during that series Jeff Carter would have raped him too. He’s 6′4″ and probably hung like a beluga whale.
His career stats are as follows:
Year GP G A Pts
2005-06 81 23 19 42
2006-07 62 14 23 37
2007-08 82 29 24 53
2008-09 19 14 4 18
Totals: 244 80 70 150
I hate projections, but right now Jeff Carter is on pace to finish with 61 goals, 16 assists, and 77 points this season (not including playoffs). Looking at his career thus far and assuming improvement, you can expect Carter to have at least 25 assists to go along with his 50-55 goals. Through 19 games he’s already halfway to his career high for goals in a season. Something has changed.
It’s unfortunate that he’s going to have to contend with ugly Eastern European players like Malkin and Ovechkin, and Canadian closet homosexuals like Sidney Crosby for the MVP, but right now keep Carter on your radar. Something special is happening.
Flyers New Unis
The Flyers have finally done the right thing concerning their alternate jerseys. They went back to the championship days. Name plate, electric orange, and a larger logo. Awesome. This is what they will be wearing this season as their alternate jerseys and they should be commended for it. A work of art really. I’m almost speechless actually.
Not that I mind the alternate jersey they’ve been using off and on for he past 5 years, but this new look is in a whole other realm.
So this begs the question: since retro is so fucking cool, why haven’t the other teams decided to do it? I keep seeing the new Elton Brand ads where he’s wearing the early 80s Sixers unis, but it’s not their main jersey. Even when they had his first press conference he held up this same jersey for the cameras.
What about this Sixers jersey? This is the greatest of all time. Why not wear this shit? Even I’d buy one fully knowing that only wiggers wear basketball jerseys.
And why aren’t Eagles using a cool retro like the ones they wore in the early 1980s? Or even the Reggie White era kelly greens, silver pants, with black shoes? Can I please work for the Eagles marketing department and tell them how to make some money. It’s simple.
DIRTY JERSEY
Let’s just quietly try to forget the Phils game last night and focus on more positive things around here….like Flyers hockey! Hey maybe they can win a game one of these days. I mean Jesus Christ. Yes, it’s still early, but half of all the experts on ESPN, CNNSI, Hockey News, you name it, have the Flyers at least reaching the conference finals. This makes their 0-3-3 start especially frightening. Do they even play defense anymore? There are guys on the team who I’ve never heard of before in my life. Arguably in the hardest division in hockey, the Flyers are already 10 points behind the first place Rangers, and have the worst record in the NHL. Great.
Doesn’t get any easier tonight with a trip to New Jersey against the 5-1 Devils. The last time the Flyers won there, I think Gerald Ford was president. They own us. If the Flyers don’t start getting some wins, changes will come and they will come fast.
America’s #1 Hockey Mahm

“i’m gonna drop that puck on saturday you betcha. gonna see if i can riley cote to beat up levi for knocking up bristol. also. that marty beeron is sorta mavericky. i wonder if he’d my ambassador to all those frenchie canadians who don’t say eh? like i do. also. do you think they ever put moose in a cheesesteak? that would be delish.”
so the flyers season starts saturday night at home against the dreaded new york rangers and the even more dreaded (by some of us) sarah palin is dropping the puck as part of ed snider’s promotion to find amurica’s best hockey mom. although by the looks of things, he’s already found her and he can’t wait for all the secret service to go away so she come up to see the “69th floor” of the comcast building:

as far as, you know, the actual hockey season, i’m feeling like we’re going to easily make the playoffs and probably face off against pittsburgh again. and without hossa, we win.
claude giroux for president!
Roadkill

and so, it ends. this flyers team was a good team. it had talent and scrap and edge. it also took dumb penalties and got in horrible streaks that it couldn’t pull out of fast enough. but enough about this season…let’s take a look ahead like all philadelphia sports losers like to do.
Unrestricted Free Agents
Jim Dowd
Riley Cote
Vaclav Prospal
Jason Smith
Rory Fitzpatrick
Jaroslav Modry
Other than Prospal, no big deal losing all of them…which we might have to do because
Restricted Free Agents
RJ Umberger
Jeff Carter
Patrick Thoresen
Stefan Ruzicka
Ryan Potulny
Randy Jones
Nate Guenin
well, in a perfect world, you’d like to keep all these guys. but i think carter and jones come first. umberger and thoresen have a lot of potential, but at some point, we’re going to run out of cap space. we pick up 4 million in space or so from the list above, another 2 for vinny and another 3.5 if mike rathje officially retires. that should go a long way to getting these guys signed. there are a lot of players out there on the market this summer, but i fully expect holmgren to tweak rather than tear down.
good season fellas. don’t go gambling with rick tocchet this summer.
STAYIN’ ALIVE
Reports are that we may see both Coburn and Timmonen back for Game 5. Does this change anything? Maybe. Does it mean we have a shot to win two games in Pittsburgh, a place where they have won 15 straight? Doubtful.
Sunday should be interesting though. A win then suddenly makes this series interesting. Real interesting.
96 FAILURES
With the Flyers on the verge of a sweep, it’s time to step back and put this all into perspective here. Since the Sixers raised their championship trophy back on May 31, 1983, there have been 96 successive team seasons ended without a championship (this is taking into consideration there was no World Series in 1994 and no Stanley Cup in 2005). 96. This time next year we will be celebrating the 100th straight season ended without a trophy. It is hard to grasp to be perfectly honest with you. There are probably cities such as Cleveland who have more consecutive losing seasons than Philadelphia, but let’s be frank here, nobody gives a shit about Cleveland. Even Cleveland doesn’t care about Cleveland. Jesus doesn’t care about Cleveland.
This Flyers season isn’t over officially, but them coming back to win this series is about as likely as Brett Myers not growing double D tits by August. And it’s painful. We started to believe that maybe this team was capable of going all the way. They were underdogs in two series, and won both. They were 5-3 vs. the Penguins this season (4-0 at home) and we saw hope. We knew the Penguins were hot, we knew they had two great players in Malkin and Crosby, but we didn’t care because we knew deep down that Sidney Crosby is a closet homosexual. We knew he loved men. Shaved European men like the ones who first introduced him to the dark and painful world of anal sex back during his overseas trip in Junior hockey. We had a chance, and we ended up being the ones bent over a sink, screaming instead.
Is there hope anymore? Does hope keep us alive or does it prolong our agony? Rooting for these teams is like having terminal cancer. You hope the cure comes and you stay strong mentally….but deep down you know you’re going to die someday, in pain, and trophyless.
GR(H)AB YOUR ANKLES
Just one more small post about this amazing series. Bitch all you want about hitting the post, outshooting us every game, or whatever else you need to tell yourselves to make you feel better, Montreal fans. When you go to bed at night just think about this Scottie Upshall deflection that ended your overrated season. Thanks for playing. Next.
Flyers/Penguins Schedule or Seven Nights of Blood

it’s on now bitches. i’m hoping for flyers in six, but it really comes down to biron vs. fleury, so who the hell knows?
Game 1: Friday: Flyers at Penguins
Game 2: Sunday: Flyers at Penguins
Game 3: Tuesday, May 13: Penguins at Flyers
Game 4: Thursday, May 15: Penguins at Flyers
*Game 5: Sunday, May 18: Flyers at Penguins
*Game 6: Tuesday, May 20: Penguins at Flyers
*Game 7: Thursday, May 22: Flyers at Penguins
OPEN WIDE
KING MARTY
Same old story. Flyers go up 2-0, Flyers blow the lead, Flyers win. I’m actually somewhat encouraged by this because getting an early lead in a playoff game is never a bad thing. I guess it’s better than climbing back from an 0-2 deficit every night.
And Biron. He has been the hero of these playoffs, and he is making this team even better. It’s time for the Flyers to finish these guys off and move one step closer to the Cup. It is time. It’s Marty’s time.


















