City of Pain

Ok so maybe I was a little harsh on Grampa Moyer last week. I’m sorry for calling for his assassination in the backyard, just past the tool shed with a very powerful rifle. After all he has had a pretty good season considering he’s been pitching since the onset of the Korean war. He’s going to end up with 12+ wins this season and he’s pitched into the 6th inning in something like 14 of his last 17 starts. Shutting down the Yankees to three hits through 8 innings is about as probable as Keanu Reeves winning an Oscar. I don’t know where he pulls this shit from sometimes.

There will be no more anti-Moyer posts this season. He deserves better, unlike some of his teammates. However, I am working on multiple posts that I fully plan on releasing later this season. Some titles include “Blanton requests Dollar Dog night off,” “Hamels eats cock for charity,” and “Greg Dobbs: His Final Days.”

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