Archive for November, 2008

 

Phillies Playoffs – Top 10 Videos

Nov 30, 2008 in Phillies

this is the first installment of the city of pain video recap of the phillies championship, riots and parade. it kind of sucks that most of the game shots are from the stands and therefore look like they’re being shot during an earthquake by someone having a seizure. but from the chants of CC to the huge home runs, these capture the moments pretty well. if you’ve got more to add, just leave the links in the comments.

 

Matt Stairs Hammering the Ball

 

Guys Hammering Matt Stairs’ Ass

 

Shane Victorino Grand Slam off Sabathia

 

Brett Myers’ Walk Heard Round the World

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That’ll Learn Ya – Phillies Fan vs. Gray Goose Bottle

Nov 28, 2008 in Phillies

If there’s one thing Philadelphians won’t tolerate, it’s potential damage to their city.

So that’s why someone clocks this guy in the head with a Grey Goose bottle. It’s their little way of saying, “Hey you ruffian, please abscond from that light pole before you cause any malicious harm to that stop light.” Or it could be, “Fuck! I’m out of Grey Goose and I don’t want to carry the bottle. Let me kill this asshole with it.”

And yes, I realize this is a month old and you probably already saw it. Too bad. It’s mesmerizing. Also if you have any other parade/championship YouTube favorites, send the links here or post them on our Facebook group. I’ll get bored and make a Top Ten at some point. The more vandalism and lewd behavior the better…

The Ghost of Pelle

Nov 26, 2008 in Flyers

We don’t often delve into the world of seriousness here on CoP, but when you talk about dead athletes who cares? Many people under the age of 30 who have lived in Philadelphia and followed the Flyers may have heard of Pelle Lindbergh every so often. Many people probably know that he died. City of Pain wants everyone to take a walk down memory lane and show who this mystical, and often forgotten, Philadelphia sports legend was.

From www.theloveofsports.com writer C.G. Morelli:

“He was the last piece of the puzzle for a team, and a city, that had their hearts set on hoisting another Stanley Cup. He was a savage acrobat, a new-age Bernie Parent and, with his signature full-face hockey mask, he was a possible stunt double for Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th. Tragically, it was on a drive home from the Flyers’ practice facility in Voorhees, N.J. that ended it all for the great Pelle Lindbergh.

Pelle was only five years old when he learned how to skate on an iced-over soccer field just south of Stockholm, Sweden. By the time he was seven, his agility had already been recognized by Swedish national coach Curre Lindstrom, who urged Lindbergh to begin playing organized hockey in the Hammarby Youth League.  It was at this early stage that young Pelle began formulating a plan for himself, and he wasn’t shy about it. As a 10-year-old boy, he had already discovered his talent as a net-minder and vowed to his friends that someday he’d become the greatest goalie in the world. By the time Pelle was 12, he was playing for Hammarby’s traveling pee wee team, which routinely made trips to Leningrad and Moscow, and even Canada. It was on a trip to Toronto where he further solidified his living blueprint.

While all his teammates were soaking in the classic confines of Maple Leaf Garden, wearing newly-purchased items all embroidered with the hallowed blue leaf, Pelle took the road less traveled. He, instead, went to the souvenir shop and purchased a black and orange jersey with a curious insignia sewn to the front. It was the first time he’d ever wear a Philadelphia Flyers jersey, but certainly not the last. Pelle never played a game thereafter without the Flyers’ logo stamped somewhere on his helmet. He wore it throughout the ‘70s as he minded net for the Swedish Junior Nationals, where he played alongside future NHLers Thomas Eriksson, Hakan Sodergren and Mats Naslund.

In 1975, Pelle was named the best junior goalie in Sweden, and in 1978 led his team, Smakrongorna, to the Junior League championship. After the tournament, when asked why he wore a curious black and orange logo on his helmet, he told spectators simply, “I’m going to play for the Philadelphia Flyers.” Of course, most people scoffed at Pelle’s early prediction.  It would be hard enough just to make it to the NHL, but it would take all kinds of luck to land on one of the league’s elite teams.

But that luck would come.

In the 1979 draft, the Flyers selected Lindbergh, to the surprise of many. Before reporting to the Flyers, Pelle was selected to compete for Sweden at the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, where he managed to bring home a bronze medal. The Swedes were the only squad who didn’t lose to the Miracle on Ice team.

That summer, Lindbergh reported to Flyers training camp to begin learning the North American style of goaltending from long-time idol Bernie Parent. With Parent’s tutelage, Pelle developed amazing quickness and led Philadelphia’s AHL affiliate in Portland to the Calder Cup. The team didn’t bring home the championship, but Lindbergh made a name for himself in a big way by bringing home an armful of hardware. He had won the Red Garrett Award as Rookie of the Year, the Hap Holmes Award for the best goaltender and the Les Cunningham award as the AHL’s MVP.

But for the next few years, Pelle was up and down between the big club and the AHL. He was inconsistent and, at one point, even asked to be traded from the team he once dreamed of playing for. In 1985, however, his dream finally took shape. The Flyers traded goalie Pete Peeters for defenseman Brad McCrimmon, officially paving the way for Lindbergh. This time he made the most of his opportunity, leading the Flyers to the Stanley Cup Finals against Edmonton with a sparkling GAA of 3.02 and a record of 40-17-7.

The Flyers weren’t able to overcome the play of Wayne Gretzky, but the fans of Philadelphia were uplifted by the future promise of their team with Lindbergh at the helm. At season’s end, he was awarded the prestigious Vezina Trophy to go along with his first-team All-NHL designation. He had become one of the NHL’s biggest stars almost overnight. In ‘85-’86, the Flyers picked up right where they left off. They shot out to a 6-2 start. Lindbergh was doing his best impression of Bernie Parent in goal, and the outlook was good for a team that was generally regarded as one of the tops in the NHL. The quick start was reason enough for coach Mike Keenan to reward his players with a rare, early-season night off.

Pelle and a few others went out for the evening, eventually finishing off the night with a few drinks at a lounge inside the Coliseum, which is the Flyers’ practice facility in New Jersey. In the early hours of the morning, he and two passengers set off in his new Porsche. He never noticed the sharp, winding curve in the road which culminated in a set of concrete school house steps, until it was too late. The two passengers survived the crash with minor injuries, but Pelle was not so lucky. He was declared brain dead a few hours later at John F. Kennedy Hospital. Two days later, after seeing no change in their son’s condition, his parents were faced with the ultimate decision. They elected to stop the respirator and spare Pelle any further suffering.

And with that, the fortunes of a future NHL legend were erased … but not from the minds of his teammates, his favorite hockey club, or the millions of fans from the Philadelphia area who had quickly grown to love their adopted Swedish son.

To them, somewhere in the backs of their minds, there will always be a lightning fast goaltender in a Friday the 13th mask making heart-stopping glove saves. To them, the memories of Pelle’s one shining season will never be lost.”

If you get a chance, go to the official site of Pelle and read about him.

The thing that really grabs me the most after reading all of this, is that you really get the sense that he would have been an absolutely amazing goaltender for many years. He had it. He was an All-Star and a Vezina Trophy winner. He was already one of the best in the league when he died, and who knows how much better he would have gotten. He was a flashy goalie with a lifestyle that included a Mercedes and a customized Porsche. He won the hearts of Philadelphia fans, whose cheers of “Pel-le, Pel-le, Pel-le”, regularly filled the Spectrum. Due to Pelle’s death, the Flyers moved on to a guy named Ron Hextall eventually. Crazy shit.

Although the Flyers never officially retired Pelle’s jersey (#31), no Flyer has ever worn that number to this day. The picture below shows all you need to know about Pelle. His teammates loved him. My guess is there isn’t a day that goes by where they don’t think about him.

The Emerging Star

Nov 25, 2008 in Flyers

One year ago, Jeff Carter was a good, but not great, player for the Philadelphia Flyers. He was sort of bunched in with Mike Richards and other former Philadelphia Phantoms who were supposed to be the youth movement for our young team. He’s been living in the shadows of Mike Richards and Simon Gagne even though Carter was the Flyers first round draft pick in 2003, being selected 11th overall. He showed glimpses of potential, but nothing more. Shit, at the beginning of last year people were creaming their jockeys talking about the potential of players like Joffrey Lupul, Scottie Upshall, and newcomer Danny Briere. Jeff Carter was on the outside looking in, with nowhere to really go. Does anyone remember the name of the player, right before last year’s trade deadline, that was being thrown around in every possible trade scenario involving the team? Yep, Jeff Carter. Let’s not overreact here though…. The guy was only 23 and still a few years away from starting the potential prime of his career, but he wasn’t producing. We didn’t need a Jeff Carter anymore because we already had five of the same player.

Then, sometime during the month of May last season, Jeff Carter transformed. He became a fucking rapist monster in the playoffs, finishing with six goals and five assists in 17 games. Not bad for a team who spreads the wealth around and produced zero offense during the Eastern Conference Finals against the Penguins. Something tells me that if Sidney Crosby wasn’t having his period during that series Jeff Carter would have raped him too. He’s 6’4″ and probably hung like a beluga whale.

His career stats are as follows:

Year        GP   G   A   Pts
2005-06    81  23  19   42
2006-07    62  14  23   37 
2007-08    82  29  24   53 
2008-09    19  14   4    18
 
Totals:     244  80  70  150

I hate projections, but right now Jeff Carter is on pace to finish with 61 goals, 16 assists, and 77 points this season (not including playoffs). Looking at his career thus far and assuming improvement, you can expect Carter to have at least 25 assists to go along with his 50-55 goals. Through 19 games he’s already halfway to his career high for goals in a season. Something has changed. 

It’s unfortunate that he’s going to have to contend with ugly Eastern European players like Malkin and Ovechkin, and Canadian closet homosexuals like Sidney Crosby for the MVP, but right now keep Carter on your radar. Something special is happening. 

Nowhere To Hide Anymore

Nov 24, 2008 in Eagles

For years and years, the Eagles had stability. Sure, the last couple of years there has been a decline, but we’ve lost our quarterback a few times, had the T.O. clusterfuck, and the divisional competition has gained strength. Still, deep down we thought these Eagles may have one more run left in them. McNabb was 100% healthy, Westbrook was happy and healthy, they had a talented (although young) group of defenders, and a schedule that looked to be easier, at least on paper. Shit, even Sports Illustrated had us making the Super Bowl. We all know what had happened up until yesterday’s game, so there’s no need to re-hash the previous weeks now. What needs to be discussed is the 8.0 earthquake that ripped through the Eagles organization on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 that will change the landscape of this franchise forever. FOREVER.

Miscellaneous Garbage

The Eagles had a team meeting this week where they say Andy Reid was angrier than he’s ever been before. Oops, guess you’ll need to work on those pep talks Andy because it didn’t work. At this rate you’d stand a better chance trying to convince the team to subscribe to your weight loss plan than convince them to win a game. Also, coaching against a guy in John Harbaugh who used to be on your staff, Andy Reid should have conceivably been ready with a different game plan and/or approach than normal. Obviously each week is different and game plans always change, but it’s no shocker here that teams have caught on to what the Eagles have been doing recently, and coupling that with a guy who already knows what you do to begin with would seem to the casual fan to be a week when you really get everything in order. Apparently not.

What in the Fuck are you Thinking Andy

We could put a lot of different things under this category this week. A lot. Let’s start with the obvious first. If you’re going to pull your starting quarterback of 10 years, why would you do it in a must win game (an understatement), only down 10-7 at the half, on the road, and against a very good defense? Eagles fans attending the game in Baltimore cheered wildly when Kevin Kolb first came in, but make no mistake here, it was the wrong move at the wrong time. Reid didn’t even have the balls to tell McNabb himself. After all this guy has done for you, this is how it’s going to be handled? Wow. Inexcusable. Try explaining that one again Andy. You have to name this week’s starting QB at your noon press conference today. Who’s it going to be, Andy? If you start McNabb this week, you’re all but admitting you sacrificed the game and the season yesterday (because the season is now officially over) to get a spark out of you team by putting in a guy who has never really played before. If you start Kolb this week, you’re giving a guy four days to prepare for his first NFL start, and then a road game at the Giants the following week to deal with. Is that how this was really supposed to happen? You’re fucked either way Andy. That team meeting last week sure won’t sit well with the players now, especially since you just gambled the season away with a careless maneuver.

Andy’s Game Management 101

Hey Andy, I know you passed the ball 80% of the time last week and you knew you couldn’t have a repeat performance this week against Baltimore….but you still passed the ball SEVENTY PERCENT OF THE TIME. One of McNabb’s interceptions came on….take a wild guess everyone…3rd and 1. You have Kolb drive the field down to 2nd and Inches from the goal line, only to run a play-action pass into the back of the end zone against the NFL’s #2 ranked red zone defense. Gee, I’m shocked the Ravens didn’t buy your play action there Andy. I think we’re better off just kicking a field goal every time we get in the red zone. Take the 3 points and kick the ball. Explain to me why you dress only two running backs when you know Westbrook is less than 100%. So of course when Buckhalter goes down in the 1st quarter with a sprained MCL, you’re totally fucked in the ass. Finally, watching Andy trying to once again challenge calls that are a) unchallengeable and b) a guaranteed loss of a challenge if the play was challengeable in the first place, shows me he’s fucking lost his mind.

Yesterday we saw the first glimpse of panic, flippancy, and irrational behavior from our head coach. The guy who’s been level-headed and meticulous in his planning during his entire career is gone. There are no longer cracks in the foundation here, there are bombs being detonated all over the place with each passing game. The players aren’t good enough, the game-planning and play-calling is reckless and inefficient, and the way Andy Reid is handling the media, his players, and anything resembling a crisis is disgraceful.

I want answers now. Who is going to be held accountable? Where are you Mr. Lurie?