City of Pain

It did. It really did. WORLD CHAMPIONS OF THE UNITED STATES, NORTH AMERICA, THE WORLD, AND THE UNIVERSE. Words cannot describe what just happened. Years of misery and pain, have turned the city of pain, into a city of joy. People around these parts are going to feel this for a VERY long time. Centuries. I’m going to buy so much Phillies World Champions merchandise that I alone may save the entire US economy and bring it out of the recession.  Hats, T-Shirts, grill covers, toothbrushes, scarves, double dongs, oven mitts….you name it. I will own everything. I will go home and re-watched my DVR’d game every day for the next year. Any time the Flyers lose, the Eagles choke away games in the last two minutes, and the Sixers falter, I’m going to smile and watch the 9th inning again. Over and over and over again. I want to hear the roar of the crowd, feel the goosebumps on my arms, and a wet, salty tear run down my face. I will never forget this for as long as I live. I’ve already instructed my parents to have the 9th inning on replay at my funeral in case I go before them.  

Remember this night Philadlephia. Get your asses down to the parade. Show the rest of this country what a city does to support their team. Stop being scared at games. Start believing again. In closing, always remember this:

“With (pitcher Johan Santana), now, I have no doubt that we’re going to win in our division,” Beltran said. “So this year, to Jimmy Rollins, we are the team to beat.”

Nice prediction Beltran you faggot. Fuck the Mets! WORLD CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES.

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