Philadelphians Against Racial Profiling
Oct 05, 2008 in Eagles, Phillies
ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, our teams face off together against two teams that are so utterly classless that they make us look good.
let us start with the milwaukee brewers who are facing our philadelphia phillies today in a must-win game for both teams. so thank god joe blanton is starting.
exhibit a, seen above, shows the world famous milwaukee sausage race. do you see the bratwurst in his lederhosen? do you see the italian sausage getting beaten by randall simon? do you see the polish sausage dressed up like some stuck in the early 90′s pole with his rugby shirt and backwards hat?
exhibit b speaks for itself. what do you think that is? that’s right, it’s a chorizo. how did i know? perhaps the sombero and the bandanna around its neck? these people are out of their minds and must be stopped.
exhibit c is bernie brewer who looks to be half drunk, half stupid and 100% german. they’re so stupid that they don’t even realize they’re making fun of themselves:
so let us move on to the next defendant: the washington redskins. the eagles and redskins square off to see just how bad the eagles are this year and if the redskins are for real. i am a little shaky on both points, but i’ve got hope that neither one is true.
exhibit d really needs to explanation. it pretty much says it all:
what? no hatchet? no bottle of whisky? why not take it all the way? or we can look at exhibit e who is apparently the redskins unofficial mascot who got up on stage at the pro football hall of fame last year in this getup:
no outrage over this like there is over this I guess:
or this:
in closing, both of these teams are shit. their fans are shit. and its time to finish off the brewers and pound jason campbell into the ground. thank you.