Hello Jimmy, It’s Me God. You Suck.
Aug 24, 2008 in Phillies
listen jimmy. i love you man. really i do. you’ve got a little too much willie mays-hayes in you (especially after hitting 30 homers) but you’ll still the catalyst for this phillies team.
that being said, what the fuck is wrong with you? you’re 4 for 46 after sunday night’s game. oh, and that number conveniently starts right after you called us all front runners for booing shitty performances, even if they were the day, month or year before. are you trying to prove that being booed makes a baseball player press? or is it that you’re pressing anyway, like you have been all season, and that this has been a particularly brutal stretch?
i hope all of your endorsements dry up. i hope no one calls when you come to la. i hope you cut down on your “business” staff and focus less on your record label and more on hitting a baseball where no one is standing (fans included slugger). we need you. the team needs you. the city needs you. hell, you need you. because we have two people on this team better suited to the top of the lineup (victorino and wearth) because they can actually GET ON BASE.
grow up jimmy.