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Carlos Ruiz Hurts

Aug 06, 2008 in Phillies

as we have all witnessed this year, carlos ruiz is not exactly a great hitter. he’s hitting 60 points lower than chris coste, has 6 less rbi’s in 30 less at bats, and is generally a double play waiting to happen. he’s probably one of many reasons that jimmy rollins has fewer rbi’s than pedro feliz. but what has it really meant to the phils?

one half decent stat might be winning percentage of games with ruiz vs. games with costs. it ain’t perfect by any stretch. numbers are from before last night’s crime against baseball quality so it actually got worse for “chooch” after that horseshit. here you go:

phils win % is 60%
coste’s win % is 63.1%
ruiz’s win % is 54.7%

following my flawed logic, we’d have 70 wins or so instead of 61 if coste started every game (or if carlos sucked less).

so you might say, should we put lou marson in once he gets back from beijing? i’m torn because it takes time to learn the staff and there’s not a lot of time left. however, he’s my first september call up. he’s got a veteran staff to work with (except brett myers who i would assume has no idea what he;s doing up there) so it could be easy. but a rookie catcher in the playoffs with 40 games of part-time experience? no thanks.

RYAN HOWARD NEEDS TWO GLOVES

Aug 06, 2008 in Phillies

Ryan Howard, for all his home runs and RBIs, is killing this team in the field almost every night. Every f’ing night. Somehow he only has 13 errors on the year. If you would have asked me how many he had, I personally would have said at least 40. And of course this guy jinxes me after I post about how Father Moyer will sodomize the Marlins last night. Thanks Ryan. Moyer didnt have his normal command last night and it was obvious to everyone, yet he still kept us in the game. Enter Howard. Balls through his legs, over his head and out of reach, muffed catches…..this is going to catch up with us when these games really count. Maybe this slob needs to lay off whatever he’s eating so he has more agility and can jump more than 4 inches. It’s always something with these guys. We always have to worry about someone fucking these games up. Howard’s glove, Brett Myers’ presence on the mound in general, Carlos Ruiz’s ungodly double plays….it just never ends. That’s what was great about the 1993 Phils. Besides Mitch Williams occasionally defacating on our night, the team was solid with little holes.

And take it from Father Moyer, ‘little holes’ are the best things in the world. Amen.