FLUSH GORDON
Apr 01, 2008 in Phillies
I can’t take credit for this name, but people on the message boards have already annointed him as Flush Gordon because he routinely flushes victories down the toilet. Good job yesterady Flush. You know, I was really feeling good about you after that last spring training outing when you grabbed your ankles and let in six earned runs. And then yesterday…..simply brilliant. Good to know that you’re our closer for at least the next week. Ummm, gee, maybe it’s time to reconsider having this piece of dog shit on the team. I know the Phillies organization refuses to let go of players they are currently paying, but I really don’t see why this guy is even allowed on the field. He was good in 1995, not 2008.
Make JC Romero the closer. Now.