City of Pain

The Philadelphia 76ers are playing like someone cut off one of their tits, and they’re pissed. We’ve gotten to the point where Andre Iguodala looks like an All-Star almost every night, Andre Miller looks like the best point guard in the league, Sam Dalembert looks like one of the best defensive players all year, and Thaddeus Young is turning out to be an unbelievably great draft pick. Basically we may be looking at a team that could cause some serious problems to any team named Detroit or Boston in the playoffs, and straight up beat any other team. Thank you Billy King. Seriously.

And to top it all off, we just beat the best team in the NBA. Fuck you Boston! Assholes and asshole fans! You deserve nothing less you pieces of shit.

wanted: one crazy ass white dude to play special teams and a little linebacker, not take stupid penalties (this means you matt mccoy), not be able to be tossed around (sorry mark simoneau) and have actually won something once in his life.

ladies and gentlemen, meet rocky boiman. a kind of large linebacker who will be backing up all three positions come september for your philadelphia eagles. and hopefully smacking people in the mouth on special teams.

and like 3 out of 4 eagles free agent pick ups, he’s got a super bowl ring that he didn’t get off ebay.