City of Pain

hey look, it’s brad lidge with a crutch right after the phils traded for him a couple months ago. and now, guess what? brad lidge already hurt his knee and is going to be out 3-6 weeks. and you know what really caps it off for me? tom gordon’s going to be closing games for the phils at the start of the season.

yeah, i feel like hanging my head right now too.

Mike Patterson, who by the looks of the picture above has been eating full human beings, was arrested for marijuana possession. Damm Mike, you need to lay off the food when you’re getting high dude. You look like shit man. Don’t you have your posse handle the weed transactions? Come on, you’re an NFL athlete, you can’t be driving around with that shit in your car dogg.