The Donovan McNabb PR Extravaganza

Monday, January 28th, 2008 @ 4:28 pm | Eagles

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Brace yourself Philly. Donovan McNabb is going to be interviewed on Sportscenter tonight, most likely complaining about something. There will be articles in the papers about it tomorrow and we will all dissect his comments like McNabb will be dissecting 50 wings a day after he retires. Jumbo wings. Some of the issues he will be commenting on this evening will probably be:

  • The Eagles lack of big weapons at wide receiver.
  • How he will ‘just go out there and try to win games and not focus on the off-field stuff’.
  • How he’s just trying to do his job.
  • How he wants to retire as an Eagle.
  • How he has not spoken to Andy Reid since the season ended.
  • How he just has fun out there.
  • The fact that he has gotten over being booed on draft day.
  • How he is almost 100% recovered from his knee injury.
  • How he loves Philly.

What else did we miss? Is he going to drop some crazy revelation? Is he gay? Does he enjoy eating human waste? Has he ever done ecstasy and danced in front of a mirror with glow sticks? Does he check other teammates out in the shower and then go home and rank them in a secret notebook? Come on Donny, give us something. Comments coming tomorrow.

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