Hopeless
Dec 10, 2007 in Eagles
The Eagles season has officially ended. They tried to suck us back in, but in the end they took a giant dump on their fans. They are so average, so mediocre, and so lifeless, that I feel like spending time talking about the game would be an insult to all of your collective intelligence. Too many penalties, zero offense, and bad clock management/timeouts wasted are just the tip of the iceberg. Lose out, losers. Get a better draft pick. Lose some season ticket holders because you don’t seem to want to address some glaring holes this team has. Keep telling us McNabb is our QB next year (I don’t believe them by the way) and keep making excuses about ‘being close’ or ‘needing to do a better job’. Kill me. You know what you need to do a better job at? WINNING. You are so far behind New England, Indy, and Dallas it’s not even funny.You do not have the talent necessary to compete at a high level week in and week out. With the exception of the running back and a random offensive lineman, I don’t think we are better in any other area than any of those three teams. Our kicker is average these days. Even our cheerleaders are a bunch of pigs.
Every week they find a new way to lose. Late interceptions, allowing a garbage Bears team to drive the length of the field on you with no timeouts, giving up an NFL record for sacks in a game, muffing punts, and hitting the post on a game tying field goal. I fully expect them to lose next week by forfeiting the game because the equipment manager forgets to bring their helmets.
Maybe there is no quick fix. Maybe the Eagles are going to be an average team for the next five years and waste away Westbrook’s prime years. Maybe we’ll have to watch the Cowboys win the division year after year. Maybe we’ll continue to think we are ok at the wide receiver position.
I want to see Joe Banner lay out a game plan and tell us how he plans on fixing our problems. I want to know why we are 2-5 at home this season and how we scored 17 points or less in 8 out of 13 games. I want to know how you plan on fitting Kevin Kolb into the starting lineup and when that is going to begin. And for Mr. Lurie, I want to know how loyal you really are to Andy Reid. I want to know how long the leash is and if the fact that we went to all those championship games gives him a free pass for life. We want answers.