City of Pain

It’s time Philadelphia. It’s time to put the Mets away. David Wright can take his National League MVP hopes and sell it to a 6 year old Mexican girl in Tijuana in exchange for two packs of Chickletts. The Mets fans can try and scalp their NLCS tickets to….well, you know who will buy them.

The Phillies take 2 out of 3 this weekend, I’ll see you in the playoffs. It’s time to finish the job and welcome the Mets as the first team to blow a 7 game lead with 17 to play. EVER. Can you see this? Can you feel this? Can you smell the friend onions wafting from the bowels of Citizens Bank Ballpark?

Hey Mets fans….go fuck yourselves. You won’t even make the playoffs you amateurs. You’re done.

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